This is what happens when a bunch of people put one word a piece to create a story...

So a bunch of friends and I decided it would be funny to create a Facebook status, and then each post a word or phrase as comments to create a story. This is what we came up with:

Once in a small town located upon a huge hill was a burley circus clown named Charlie. He loved chicken so frazzin' mucho that he then bought KFC for his donkey Steeeeelllllllllaaaaaaaaaaa !!!!! "Chomp, chomp. One bite every swallow" said his tongue. "How in Eureka," it spoke out "will ships ever teleport giants to Uranus?!"

Meanwhile just two miles down there, Charlies step moms-sisters-aunts-best friends-cousins- second uncle showed Charlie his hemorrhoids. "Gross" said his hooker mom who bungee-jumps naked, "Follow triceratops under cold clouds because if rain is toxic, monkeys will never mate with water buffaloes unless their cosmic bowling ball curves to the left."

"OUCH! Are you okay crouching?" said Thing 1 and Thing 2 while uni-cycling on a tightrope naked and drunk.
"Yes I am okay" said Charlie, not realizing that his hair was on fire. "HOLY SHIT! My hair! Now I won't be a woman!....This is such a traumatic blessing but I really wanted a vagina."

The Batcave exploded! "AAAAHHHHHH !!Robin was still in there!"
 "Say what?!"

The elephant danced while trunking his ladyphant on a golf tee. Suddenly Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson tangoed hopelessly with kumquats and tacos while serenading and attempting to revive Bambi's mom.
"We need more crack !"
"Plumber?"...Mario and Luigi 'shroomed last night. 14 hours of pure cosmic bowling. They roller bladed frantically on Highland Drive while dodging cream puffs.

"Pour some hot wax up my wazoo!"
"You mean kazoo Luigi?"
"Seriously?"
"Seriously Mario! Don't fuck that unicorn cause he uses old tampons to plug the volcano. Those fireballs will eat your first born child!"

Mario and Luigi committed suicide and then came back as Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen, who play ice hockey for the New York Yankees, won a Tony for 'Fiddling with the little boys in room 208'.

Charlie was sent to prison for 16 counts of unnecessary falafel abuse. BBQ sauce was his favorite ice cream flavor. They discontinued five different fish smelling desserts. Mice adore Charlie while he sits and bites his leftover KFC and his brothers finger.

"Mashed potatoes make me horny! HORNY!"
"Garlic?"
"Oh yes garlic..."said Mary Kate.
"We can't be near it Mary Kate because we are twins which means we can't procreate, except during Lent between two slices of bread with mayo and mustard, sprinkled with sea-men."

The sandwich was delicious because it secretly had caviar...made them throw a monkey at the wall in Charlies jail cell.
"TURKEY!" cried Sttttttttteeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeellllllllllaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!! as she charged toward Hawaii in her Viking outfit accented by beautiful pink buffalo chaps.
"Fashion Week boobs are very very extraordinary" said the hooker mom to her gay son.

Stay tuned next week when we go for a week long thread. ;)